Welcome to Ewetopia
Sometimes when you go for a drive from one big city to another, as you drive through the countryside you may see a sign pointing to a village just over a hill past a tall tree, and if you blink you can pass right by and forgot you ever saw that sign.
Welcome to Ewetopia.
Characters
Zunder
Zunder
Zunder
Age: 23 (About 3.5 sheep years?)
Wool colour: Orange
Personality Traits
- A bashful giant, and best friend with Beau whom he sees as a little brother.
- Visibly shy from space, but acts brave around his buddies.
- Destructively enthusiastic, he often forgets how big he is and is prone to knocking things over, falling down stairs.
Fun Facts
- Zunder's wool defies science by acting like a pocket dimension. It holds snacks, tools and other sundries. It has never been shorn because there is no tool sharp or powerful enough to shear it.
- Acts as a floatation device in case of emergency.
- Loves Norwegian Viking Metal and B-movies about stompy battle robots.
Beau
Zunder
Zunder
Age: 14 (About 2 sheep years)
Wool colour: White
Personality Traits
- Enjoys adventuring and exploring with his best pal Zunder.
- Curious, helpful and soft-spoken
- Has an uncanny eye for detail and deduction, he is often the logical voice of the group... when the gang pays attention to him.
- His colour may be common, but his soul is truly unique.
Fun Facts
- Dreams about space colonization and being a pioneer in strange, dangerous lands.
- Considers himself a foodie and "food historian".
- Builds model kits of defunct restaurant chains.
- Never once been the DM.
Abby
Duncan
Duncan
Age: 18 (About 2 1/2 dog years)
Breed: Golden Retriever
Personality Traits
- Confident and eager, will happily herd past sunset if allowed to.
- Hazardously inquisitive, often wonders how Ewetopia’s sheep got such wild colours.
- Bizarre sense of humour and a compulsion to tell puns that never land.
- Loves to irritate Duncan because he makes it so easy.
Fun Facts
- Obsession with obscure movies and music, the more European the better.
- Enjoys sci-fi shows but will never admit it openly.
- Instinctual love of water; can swim across the lake and back before lunch.
- Loves gritty fantasy romance novels, but not vampires.
Duncan
Duncan
Duncan
Age: 20 (About 3 dog years)
Breed: Beagle
Personality Traits
- Considers himself the brains of the group even though his ideas end up far too complex and impractical.
- A born cynic, he's always keen to when a situation can go awry, or when someone is trying to ruse him.
- A fondness for all things scientific and technology related, even though his VCR still blinks 12:00
- Eats out of dishwasher.
- Always smells like dill.
Fun Facts
- Sees himself a scholar and is quick to remind everyone that he's a Ph.D. (even though his Ph.D. stands for "Proper Hound Dog" and is just a certificate from a online obedience course).
- Loves howling and barking at traffic.
- Has an embarrassingly large collection of Sci-Fi and Anime VHS tapes.
- Accomplished gardener, but can only grow dill.
- Fur grows unreasonably fast. Will grow into a huge and stylish puffball if left ungroomed.